Reblog this
54,050 notes   -   Posted 4 hours ago

Reblog this
1,021 notes   -   Posted 4 hours ago

carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"

carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"

Reblog this
10,265 notes   -   Posted 4 hours ago

darnnit:

probably my favorite tags i’ve ever seen here

darnnit:

probably my favorite tags i’ve ever seen here

Reblog this
15,700 notes   -   Posted 4 hours ago

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be


Reblog this
24,525 notes   -   Posted 5 hours ago

surprisebitch:

so i have a friend and he just had sex then he said that when he was about to release, he pulled out of the girl and he quite panicked and there was a potted plant beside the couch so he went there and came onto the plant

ever since then, we call him “fertilizer man”


Reblog this
7,906 notes   -   Posted 5 hours ago

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

Reblog this
7,039 notes   -   Posted 5 hours ago

chodeboy:

somethingprettymaybespringtimey:

chodeboy:

when a straight person contaminates ur linens

image

If that said “when a gay person contaminates your linens” there would be the biggest shitstorm going on

image


Reblog this
28,357 notes   -   Posted 5 hours ago

penalty:

I need constant attention like if I’m not talking to someone 24/7 I start to die


Reblog this
4,826 notes   -   Posted 5 hours ago

mariofartwii:

talk dirty to me

image


Reblog this
4,792 notes   -   Posted 5 hours ago