yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location


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immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

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bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.


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svveden:

H҉͟͏̷̯̘̼͙A̴̷͙͚̬̹̥͙̝̲͖̖̤̻̻͖͞V̢̗͕̟̣͞E̷̢͙͓͙̣͎̯̰͞ͅ ̷̧̝̯̱̞̰̗̹̰̝̠̣͍S̛̩̘̙̩̜̥͇͓̤̖͎̙̕͢ͅO̴̢̧҉̼̠̯̠̥̫̤̣͇̯̜̩̪ͅM̧̧͓̹̲̻͡͝E̸̢̨̦̣̳̭̱ ̷̩̘͔͎̜̼̯̼̝̙̬͍̟̼̺͈͚͎͍̕͜M͢҉̨͔͈̙͕͍̲͙̥̠̲̞̝͔̗͚̬͙C̴̴̳̳͎̱̫̺̩̹̦͕͇̯̳̱͓͞ͅǸ̙̤̲̻̤͉͓̦͉̟͉̪̳̟̟͠U̧̝̖̜̠̦̣̟̝̠Ģ͇̝͔̲͉͘Ģ͇͇͎̣͈̫̱͇̤̀͠E̶͏̣̺̰͖T҉̴̯̼͉̦̝̲̕͞͝S̵̲̮̺͍̲̦̥̝̠̥̫̥̮͈̬̯̘͞

svveden:

H҉͟͏̷̯̘̼͙A̴̷͙͚̬̹̥͙̝̲͖̖̤̻̻͖͞V̢̗͕̟̣͞E̷̢͙͓͙̣͎̯̰͞ͅ ̷̧̝̯̱̞̰̗̹̰̝̠̣͍S̛̩̘̙̩̜̥͇͓̤̖͎̙̕͢ͅO̴̢̧҉̼̠̯̠̥̫̤̣͇̯̜̩̪ͅM̧̧͓̹̲̻͡͝E̸̢̨̦̣̳̭̱ ̷̩̘͔͎̜̼̯̼̝̙̬͍̟̼̺͈͚͎͍̕͜M͢҉̨͔͈̙͕͍̲͙̥̠̲̞̝͔̗͚̬͙C̴̴̳̳͎̱̫̺̩̹̦͕͇̯̳̱͓͞ͅǸ̙̤̲̻̤͉͓̦͉̟͉̪̳̟̟͠U̧̝̖̜̠̦̣̟̝̠Ģ͇̝͔̲͉͘Ģ͇͇͎̣͈̫̱͇̤̀͠E̶͏̣̺̰͖T҉̴̯̼͉̦̝̲̕͞͝S̵̲̮̺͍̲̦̥̝̠̥̫̥̮͈̬̯̘͞

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cielesque:

Sexuality: Levi’s fucking knife spin

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loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing


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